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Last change: 1999/1/10

NOTE: I take no responsibility for the content of these titles. This is merely a compilation of humour from a newsgroup.

• A Ton Boy : our hero fights villians by sitting on them
• A Wind Called Magnesia : (And you don't want to know what effect THAT had…)
• AD Priest Files : The religion of the future.
• Aerial : Large mecha fights for better TV reception (makes more sense in UK)
• Akazukin ChiChi : Dragonball crossover, anyone?
• Appleseed : an anime where everyone sits around contemplating creationism versus evolution and then watch as an small red fruit drops on a physicist's head to prove the law of gravity. Oh yes, and everyone wears nothing but fig leaves.
  And the apples would be picked at the End of Summer?
• Armitage the Turd : Dirty. :p Yuk!
• Babble II : Not much different from the Macek dub of Babel II
• Baoh Baoh Boah-er Wheels : horrible, overly-bloody accidents involving children's vehicles
• Black Magic M-16 : Hm, that doesn't change much, does it?
• Black Tragic M-66 : Spike Lee does Terminator.
• BurnOut W : Where old anime chars go to die…
• A Clockwork Orange Road
• Craven Tengu Kabuto : The tale of a cowardly samurai.
• Cravin' Tengu Kabuto : probably a tie-in with the Wings of Mayonnaise titles.
• Curse of the Undead : Yoda: Ninjas must fight a short, fat green guy with big ears.
• Cutey Bunny : Bugs Bunny is caught in a Go Nagai-inspired plot (God forbid what THAT would result in! :)
• Da-oh : mutant bananas which grow in your head (is that a bananain your ear?)
• Daoh : A monstrous calypso-singing bio-organism
• Devilspam : Akira Fudo is pure of heart, thus only he can contain the soul of the vilest demon known to man…Spamon!!
• DNA^28 : Karin duplicates herself 27 times. What will this do to her dreams of a sweet, sweet home? "Ouch! Aoi-kun!"
• Doll Force : New GI Joe Barbie!
• Domination Tank Police: Forget it! I'm starting to get too H for my own tastes, anyway!
• Dragon 1/2 : Mink visits Jusenkyo. And tranforms into a slime! Vina would get pissed, since Mink could steal her "Slime Half yo!" line. :)
• Dryer Man : The not-so-successful sequel to 'Cable Man'. Jim Carey runs around with a transdimensional drawer in his stomach…
• Eunico : a young unicorn is… nevermind.
• Fairy Princess Ren Hoek : One of Stimpy's Bedtime Stories. Unfortunately for Ren, Stimpy was on one hell of a caffeine high at the time.
• Fashionable Ghost in the Shell
• Final Fantasy : Based on a game called FINAL Fantasy _V_! Can you beleive that? [me takes notice of what soundtrack he's listening to].
• Fire Stripper : Gets caught by an exploding gas holder and ALL HER CLOTHES FALL OFF!!! (It's all done in the best possible taste!)
• Galaxy Express 666 : And you thought the Orient Express was bad…
• Gale Force : The chilling tale of one weatherman's struggle against a hurricane.
• Geist, M. D. : Power-armored family practitioner.
• Genesis Surviver Garth : Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt…
• Genesis Survivor : The Phil Collins story
• Godai : Damn you, Yotsuya-san!
• Godmars : A retro anime about a universe ruled by a giant candy bar
• GoshDarnit! : The Flanders' re-write…
• GRIT In The Shell : Ok I'm not even going to explain this one…
• Hanappe Bazooka Joe
• The Heinekken : the story of the drunk as a dog warriors… boy are they mean…..
• Hello Urotsukidoji : I Have No Mouth and I Must [censored]
• Kenshin Heidan
• Key the mental idiot : no comment
• Kissin' Corps : A truly mecha love story set in World War II
• KO-ed Century Beast Warriors : The relation between Wan Babadabata and Mei Mah you never saw before….
• La Boo Girl : Chicken with fake tentacles chases girls
• Lawyers Next : Lina Reverse and Gavelry get into not stop legal hijinks
• Lem-near Mole-diver : Oh, and I forgot the one about the Polonian rodent which has its own swimming-pool
• Loopin III : A day at Disneyland.
• Macrame : Do You Remember String?
• Mama is a 10th Grader : Not such a light-hearted film. Directed by Bob Dole.
• Marmalade Bear : Paddington's back!
• Megaphone 23 : Eve sings loudly. VERY loudly.
• Mobile Battleship Nabisco : Nergal actually made cookies, you see
• Mononke's Heine : the 'Adult' video parody
• My Youth in Arcades : The confessions of a videogame addict
• Otaku BOO Video : Look, this is getting silly…
• Pat Labor : Is he a guy, a girl, or a robot?
• Please Pave my Earth : pretty much the opposite of Please Save my Earth
• Prose of Versailles
• Quagmire Orange Road : Abcb gets hit with a mudslide.
• Responsible Captain Tylor : excessively pointless show
• Robin Warriors
• Rurouni Kenneth Branaugh : a Shakespearean Samurai tale which is 10% action scenes, 5% character development, and 85% closeups of Branaugh looking into a mirror.
• Samurai Shodown at OK Corral
• Scar Blazers : Ichy & Scratchy fight Comet empire.
• Space Battleship Tomato : The Earth gathers its finest together to sail into the unknown so that they can pelt Lord Dessler with rotten fruit on a quest to find the planet Greengroscar… er…
• Terminator Orgun : "I'll be back, Tomoru."
• The Lion King : was "the white lion" (oh wait that one was done)
• They Were Seven-Eleven : there are ten employees of the quickie-mart.. so why are there eleven people (and why does he sound like Abu?)
• Three Star Stories : The sequel to Five Star Stories. The critics say that it isn't as good as the original.
• Titty Hunter
• Toshindumb : The lowest anime ever done my Masami Obari, it deviates little from the Toshinden OAVs!
• Treat Fighter : It's Halloween hell and mayhem and the candy is a'flyin'!
• Urutsoki-dojo : the martial arts school nobody wants in to ("Two words: crotchless gi!")
• UUHakusho : Urameshi Yuusuke deals with Unix to Unix problems
• Video Girl Aid : VCR trouble? Let VGAid take care of it! Not without sexually teasing your VCR first, tho!
• Villguts : Adventures of Ryuquir in Fist of the North Star
• Where is Greenwood : Ryoga Habiki goes to college
• Won Pound Gospel : a story of a cumpulsive bingo player who wins a average sized christian bible.
• XXX The Movie
• Y : are you even bothering to watch this (was X) [Y not?]
• You're Under a Tank : Two Tokyo policewomen try to stop crime by running over suspected criminals.